Happy for You!

Happy for YouTwo actors take their hyperbolic flattery for one another a bit too far, and real feelings start to show.

Soprano/Mezzo Duet version: G major, Soprano highest note an A4, Mezzo highest note an E4. (Can be sung an octave down for Baritenor/Baritone duet.)

Mezzo/Alto Duet version: F major, Mezzo highest note a G4, Alto highest note a D4.

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Person 2:

Ahhhhh!

Person 1:

Oh my gosh, you are so a-MAH-zing.

Person 2:

Oh my gosh, YOU’RE a-MAH-zing.

Person 1:

No, you like, don’t understand!

You’re just so awesome,
you’re like, so good!
I’d put your voice inside a shell if I could!

Person 2:

Stahhhp!

Person 1:

No, girl, I mean it!
I promise, no lie:
When you’re on stage I could just literally die!

Like, literally! *mimes death* Hahahah!

Person 2:

Oh gosh, well what about you?
Your voice is velvet, and you’re so cute!
And you’re like, what? Size 2? With tits like a fruit!

Person 1:

Aww-wait, which fruit?

Person 2:

And so authentic!

Person 1:
Grapes?

Person 2:

You’re so sincere!

Person 1:

…Kiwis?

Person 2:

God! If I’m not careful, you might steal my whole career!

Person 1:

What? No! I’m just so happy for you!

Person 2:

I’m happy for you!

Person 1:

And I’m so proud of the success you get!

Person 2:

I’m just so happy for you!

Person 1:

I’m happy for you!

Both:

You’re like the sister that I never ever had…
…although we just met.

Person 1:

Sistersss!

Person 2:

Twinnies!!!

*Disingenuous laughter*

Person 1:

You’re like my idol, yeah you broke the mold!
I wanna be like you when I get that old!

Person 2:

Oh! Well, that’s not likely, but you know what is?
With work, you’ll be a whore in a non-equity Les Miz!
Or, you can be the hair hag.

…I’m only joking!
Gotcha, girlfriend!
I joke about you sucking just for pretend! Pretendsies!

Person 1:

We’re total besties, can you believe?
You’re like the Margot Channing and I’m the Eve!

Person 2:

That is most pleasing.

Person 1:

I’m just so happy for you!

Person 2:

I’m happy for you!

Both:

Can’t wait to see you get what you deserve!

Person 2:

I’m just so happy for you,

Both:

And also proud of you!

Person 2:

Yas qween, house down boots, okurr mawma, werq werq serve.

I love your hair, it looks so fine I wanna yank it right out.

Person 1:

I love the way your voice sounds drier with each note that you shout!

Both:

I love to share the stage with talent, but I guess this’ll do,

Person 1:

I’m just so happy!

Person 2:

Happy!

Person 1:

Happy!

Person 2:

Happy!

Person 1:

Stuck here with you!

Person 2:

Stuck here with you!

Person 1:

Stuck here with you! (changing keys)

Person 2:

I can modulate too! (changing keys)

Person 1:

I’m just so happy for you!

Person 2:

I’m just so happy for you! (riffing)

Person 1:

I’m just so haaaaa-nope. (trying to riff)

Person 2:

I’m just so happy for you!

Person 1:

I’m just so happy!

Person 2:

Whoa!

Both:

Happy!

Person 1:

…That was fun.

Person 2:

Yeah…I actually am happy.

…I forgot what I was singing,

Both:

But, hey, who gives a shit?

Two divas wailing at the top of their lungs
is always a hit!

…Bitch.

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